Its Mr.Bean's brother Mortimer...OMG...CIA did it again!

Foul. "The Harry Reems" nor "The John Holmes" are represented.

The others feature Beards, and as you know, as all sentient creatures know, beards of that sort are (cadet) ZZ Top.

Stash vs. 'Stache, MLB style. Nike has new MLB t-shirts featuring mustachioed baseball stars of the past. Perhaps the Ozzie Smith one for Bill Wolff?

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Fashion-Ump-The-greatest-mustache-silhouette-T-?urn=mlb-316458

i was kinda expecting an 'apologies to Burt Reynolds' comment, but i guess he does kinda have a porn 'stache, even tho he's not a porn actor. you couldnv'e used Jeremy... um, whathisname, an actual porn actor.

OMG! no! you should've used THIS!! (h/t chemgirl)

waitaminute! OMG! the title for the porn-stash segment is "Will Afghanistan pull out be a point of unity"?! #facepalm

btw, this MaddowBlog post is number 5 result in a Google search for "porn stache" :p

Who knew there was a World Championship for male facial hair? Wolff, you missed your calling.

http://edition.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/europe/05/10/norway.beard.moustache.championship/index.html?hpt=Sbin

who cares about the porn...what about the pot that was growing outside the compound...bring that back to the U.S. and spread the love...we need weed

who cares about the porn...what about the pot growing outside the compound...bring that back to the U.S and spread the love... we need weed

Do you think the government is threating to release bin Laden's porn instead of the dead bin Laden photos? Yuck, what a choice. Maybe those were his seventy-two "virgins".

EEEWWW moment. "Porn 'stache" and "Pull Out" WERE too close on this site.

Hmmm, cum to think of it...on top of each other;} So Osama lama ding dong might just be watching himself on his little tv w/rabbit ears and requisite foil antenna while using the vat of personal lubricant and mary jane stash, simultaneously licking his porn 'stache. Homophone would have been the funnier word, after all.

Off to use whatever means necessary short of lobotomy to remove that image-huh. Nope. I like it. I like it a lot!

Dirty ole man addicted to junk food, cheap fake viagra, pot, guns. god and sex slaves. No wonder he had such appeal. Those same type of men get votes here, too.