Now this is my kind of theme park: Kuchlbauer's World of Beer!
Imagine: Beer! Theme Park! Beer! and....Beer!
While I couldn't be more excited about this brew-meister's paradise, (located conveniently between Munich and Nurnberg in beautiful Abensburg Germany), I did think of a few slight improvements to the park...
- The It Just Doesn't Matterhorn toboggan ride: You'll go faster than is safe but you won't care because after a few hours at the World of Beer, It Just Doesn't Matterhorn.
- The Beer-Sexy Hall of Fun House Mirrors: makes the bloat magically disappear.
- Das Drinkendial: Private Long Distance phone booths so you can re-argue the relationship with your ex. And weep.
- The Beer Pong Stadt: Hand/eye coordination meets blood alcohol content before the loudest, most aggressive fans in the entire welt.
- The Blue Danube Wasserwelt: Germany's most spacious, elegant toilets. You'll come back again and again!
- Dieter's Haus of Brats: Opens at 3 a.m. We speak Drunk! (Just steps from The Blue Danube Wasserwelt!)
- Hans' Beer Goggles: Before you leave, be sure to stagger through the gift shop to pick up a pair - precision engineered to turn a five into an eight!
- Otto-Bahn: A World of Beer staffer named Otto drives you to your hotel really really fast.
- And of course the Einfahrt, which seems...self explanatory.
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Well, screw the Creation Them Park then. Bring on the beer!
Boo-rah! What Laura_S said!
this just won my future.
(altho it's a little unfair to tease us with the thought of delicious beer when it's only Wednesday)
I don't know about you, but I have no problem drinking beer during the week ;)
I believe Michelle Bachmann mentioned this place in her SOTU response something about "The Founding Fathers being anti Slavery and Pro Beer Garden
There's an awesome wine-themed theme park (Tripsdrill) near Stuttgart, featuring such rides as the floating wine barrel, the spinning wine barrel, and the, uh, pig-shaped roller coaster thing? ANYWAY.
the Germans sure know how to make theme parks.
(a bit of Tripsdrill:
I love how they suggest you go on the wine barrel ride BEFORE you sample the wine. Though many of my friends do it the other way around. :) )
Needs more mead. Or at least a Lambic petting zoo....
Hohohoho!
Rachel, of Michelle Airhead's several historical errors, one I haven't seen mentioned is her description of "American GI's" raising the flag at Iwo Jima. The Marines and one Seabee did that. MARINES. (GI's are Army. )
Please fix this!! One more point of her ignorance.
JR
Also... Kent, you're made of beer?
Screw Disneyland! Lets hit Beer Park ;)
Kent, if I was your boss I'd give you a raise.
umm...
Hundertwasser is a recognized genius.
Art and commerce, Kent!
And hopefully in 20 years there be hemp-gartens in California. And the best part is that if you are down at heel, all you have to do is just stand down-wind from it to get some contact medicinal relief. There would be the Old Man of the Mountain ride where they re-create the experience of being an assassin inductee by feeding you goodies laden with hashish while being surrounded by scantily clad comely members of your prefered gender. And of course a Woodstock mock up. A Pink Floyd's The Wall pavilion. Wheeeeee! Not exactly fun for all ages so much as a hell of alot of fun for the right ages. Even modestly priced consession stand operators will become rich as Solomon!
We could use you here in California Don Q - that Oklahoma State just doesn't do you and the Miss's justice - come on over!
Oh I would in a heart beat, but the missus has family on the other coast that we need to move closer to. Maybe some day. But it is absolutely true that I'll weep for joy when I can knock Okie dust from my sandals for the very last time. I'll be so happy as to be inconsolable.
Wheat beer sucks!
..oh man...not 20 years. I'll be 80 by then. But, hey...I guess I'll be needin' it for medical reasons by then. So that's cool.
Just put your wheel-chair down-wind from it, you'll be fine. AND it'll be free.