Oh goody, we got here just in time for the 2pm dispersant release.

Hey, is this SPF30? Or 10W30?

Lots of space on the beach. We don't recommend the shrimp cocktail.

The man said it only costs $5.00! Can't I go skimming? Please, Dad?

oil ahoy.

"The more oil in the water, the less sunblock we need!"

What is the SPF of Louisiana Crude?

"Hey, missed a spot!"

It's been an hour since I ate. Can't I go skimming now?

I love the beach this time of year! The view is fantastic!

Thanks for keeping us alive, albeit on live support.

My parents went to the Gulf Coast and all I got was this sticky oil plume.

the BP families still vacation on the shores of the gulf, waiting for their pre-greased shrimp to wash ashore.. "Saves prep time for grilling" says one BP father.

"Billy, you just ate: stay out of the oil for another half hour, young man...".

We usually have to go to the arctic to see spills like this. This is nice!

Kids: remember No Swimming ... there might be sharks in the water

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...".....DuuuuuuuDuh...............Duuuuuuuuuuuuuduh.............du du du du du du du du du du du du du du

Dad: Front row seats to disaster. Nothing but the best for my family.

What?!?! You mean that this isn't Coppertone? What's its SPF?

Boy, oh boy. I'm glad we got these prime spots before everyone else shows up tonight for the fireworks!

Live from the scene of Operation BP Bailout

Remember Jimmy run around the tarballs.

Great family fun! (fail) But....too many people here. Let's go to Alaska next year for similar fun in the sun, by the seashore!

Hey Tony, I can see your oil slick from here.

They're getting another trailer to haul the dead fish......